drivers blind
when someone takes a hit while driving and gets smoke in their eyes causing them to go blind for a few seconds. this is a very dangerous disease that has plagued stoners since the invention of the automobile.
driver: bro p-ss the blunt!
p-ssenger:here man it’s roasting
driver:(takes a m-ssive hit way beyond his smoking abilities…so smoke goes everywhere) f-ck! drivers blind we’re going to crash bro!!
p-ssenger:(becomes a stoned hero and grabs the wheel before they crash) i got you bro.
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