Driver’s Education
a government run program in which vhs tapes made in the eighties and nineties containing crashes are shown. intended to scare teens to keep off the streets.
“ok kids, here’s todays driver’s education video.”
“ha ha ha, we’re a bunch of drunk teens in a car on a country freeway!”
in a different car:
“tommy, do you want to try gymnastics?”
crash
“and that, kids, is why you never drink and drive.”
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