Driveway Ornament


a) a car that is so expensive, you wouldn’t dare drive it; instead you just showcase it to the rest of the neighborhood in your driveway.

b) a car that is such a bucket, that you’ve given up on it, so it just sits gathering rust, vermin, and the occasional stoner.
a) my neighbor bought a new mercedes-benz s65 amg last year. i swear, the car hasn’t moved since he drove it home from the dealership back in may. i swear, it’s become a driveway ornament.

b)
guy 1: hey, is that your dad’s impala outside?
guy 2: yeah, but it doesn’t work anymore.
guy 1: has it achieved driveway ornament status yet?
guy 2: most definitely, bro.

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