driving like a pissed off teenager
originally from talladega nights: the ballad of ricky bobby, anytime a real driver loses his or her touch, putting themselves in a position where they endanger their own safety or that of the other drivers on the road, they are said to be “driving like a p-ssed off teenager”.
lucius: “you know you’re driving like a p-ssed off teenager, okay?”
ricky bobby: “this sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but i do love fig newtons.”
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