driving test
the most nerve wracking awkward shiz of your whole life. you must shoulder check every two seconds and have both hands on the wheel, while a smelly person with a clip board critiques your driving in an awkward silence. but sometimes they ask you awkward questions like “so where do you work, or are you a student”. to which you reply with a lie because you can’t say that you are a student majoring in drinking and ton and masturbation.
man i have my driving test tomorrow
whatever you do, do not say f-ck, or b-lls, or make frog noises to break the awkward silence
i will probs do the frog noises anyways…
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