Driving the Subaru
someone who is not drinking due to the antibiotics they are taking because of a s-xual transmitted infection (or an sti…which is also a subaru model).
“why didn’t you get that girl’s number?”
“she’s drinking a club soda and doesn’t have a car, so she’s probably driving the subaru”.
or
“i saw the doctor about that itch, looks like i’ll be driving the subaru for a few weeks”
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