Driving to Massachusetts
another word for masturbating.
the word originated from a simple misunderstanding. the word masturbation was confused with “driving to m-ssachusetts.”
the phrase “driving to m-ssachusetts” hasn’t been taken seriously since.
10 year old child: “dad, whats he doing?”
dad: “he’s masturbating.”
10 year old child: “what? driving to m-ssachusetts?”
dad: “yes.”
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