Driving Wood
the event of an erection in a moving automobile despite the lack of p-rnographic or copulative activity.
in the current vernacular, it may be described as “having a b-n-r in the car even when nothing s-xy’s going on”.
it is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.
dude, can you pull over? i’ve got some mad driving wood i need to take care of.
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