drizzy’s theorem
a physics theory created by none other than drizzyjeremiah himself. the theory states that for a person playing a computer game, their luck is inversely proportional to their skill at the computer game they’re playing. although this rule only applies at constant ping.
“d-mn, i didn’t get that sick skin from that cs:go loot box”
“dw fam, remember drizzy’s theorem? it just means you’re good at cs”
“true, but i don’t think my ping’s constant my guy”
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