drnk
the way “drunk” is typed to simulate drunkenly slurred speech — but more likely you’re just too drunk to spell and should probably put your phone down. it’s like an onomatopoeia, but for text messaging.
text: “ssooo drnk rn!”
a p-ss take of the music artist jme means drink, another variation of his meaningless vocabulary.bleds speech.
say: ‘durnk’ (fast)
“get me a drnk, i’m well thirsty bled.”
“i need a drnk b-tch!”
“what?!”
“sorry mum, i’m just following fashion and being a tw-t..”
pr-nounced “dernk,” but never spelled with vowels, it can be traced back to stupid teenagers trying to come up with a sound that r-t-rded people make. however, the true meaning of drnk lies in its context; you say this word when there is nothing to say.
it can be used in such situations as:
1. when something boggles your mind.
2. when you are completely confused as to what a teacher or other “authority” figure is speaking about and it all sounds like the “wa-waaa” noises the adults make in peanuts.
3. when you’ve just witnessed a completely stupid act or heard a completely stupid joke.
4. et cetera.
my friend tom, after seeing the matrix reloaded: “the only way to adequately describe that movie would be a shiny, four-mile high drnk.”
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