Droopy balls syndrome


reaching a certain age, ones b-lls start to droop, some may be more saggy than others. if they hang down to the level of ones kneecaps the individual may experiance sore b-lls along with depression. this is commonly known as “droopy b-lls syndrome”, not to be confused with “tennisball in sock syndrome”. typical symptoms are limping, fear of shorts, posting on facebook that you quote “feel old”, aswell as being generally grumpy.
henrik “i feel so old..fridays isn’t my thing anymore”
darly “u should check yourself for droopy b-lls syndrome”

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