Drop a Nessie in the Loch
a euphemism for defecating inspired by the loch ness monster. similar to “dropping off the kids at the pool”, yet with a scottish flair.
scotsman 1: good gracious i had a lot to eat last night!
i’ve got to drop a nessie in the loch!
scotsman 2: sounds like a plan, laddie.
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