Drop Sloth
a security prevention involving a platform above a door, a release catch, and a very heavy three-toed sloth.
buying the drop sloth was the best investment i’ve ever made. the last thing a burglar wants to encounter during a heist is a disgruntled sloth aided by the force of gravity.
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