Drop the Obamas off at the White House
to p–p in the toilet
that general tso’s chicken made me drop the obamas off at the white house
taking a dump. a mighty powerful dump indeed.
martha: hey, go to the store, i need you to get eggs.
billy:why can’t you go?
martha:i’m gonna drop the obamas off at the white house.
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