Drop the paaaaaants
a saying used to get younger, drunken girls to have s-x with you. it is a proven fact that 90% of the time, it works every time.
girl: mmmm this peachka you bought us is delicious.
guy: i’m glad b-tch. now drop the paaaaaants.
girl: im really drunk. okay. (undresses-)
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