drop your tail here’s your mail
when one person places mail inside the rectal cavity of their partner immediately after engaging in an act of s-x.
angry s-x forced s-x forced entry insertions chain letter
while engaged in doggy style s-x, the -angry “rear” partner pulls out and quickly forces any piece of mail (regular mail, advertis-m-nts, boxed package) into the -n-l cavity of the front partner while saying “drop your tail here’s your mail”!!
under ordinary circ-mstances the immediate, uncontrollable, unconditioned reflex is to drop tail.
-note: the majority of the time the “”rear” partner has just received a piece of mail officially addressed to the “front” partner. the mail is always addressed from a secret lover.
if you never get it, just be thankful.
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