Dropped my oil pan
to take a sudden, m-ssive, h-llacious sh-t of epic proportion. usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarr-ssing.
imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!
“man!!
i should have known not to have eaten those atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer…i woke up at 3:00 a.m. with a stomach ache- if i wasn’t as fast as i was, i would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!”
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