droppin mayo
or droppin mayonnaise
aka shooting one’s load, skeet skeet skeet.
the launching of liquid s-m-n from a male upon reaching -rg-sm.
known to cause stains.
guy 1: yo, what’d you do last night?
guy 2: i was up late droppin mayo all over your mom’s sweet face. ooohhhhh!
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