dropping the kids at the pool
when you get the intense feeling of a desperate need to take a big sh-t!!
man can i call you back, i need to drop the kids off at the pool.
doing a number two.
ed the boss: “charles, where have you been, you’ve been away from your desk for ages”
charles: “sorry ed, i’ve just had to drop the kids at the pool”
to take a p-ss
brb..im ‘dropping the kids at the pool’
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