Dropping the New Year’s Ball
masturbating on new years eve while trying to time your -rg-sm to 12:00:00 midnight on january 1.
jim: “hey bill, were you at the new year’s party?”
bill: “no, i was at home dropping the new year’s ball.”
jim: “get a life, bill.”
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