dros before hoes
to pick marijuana over women.
guy 1: stacy said if i don’t stop smoking weed, she won’t go out without me anymore
guy 2: so what did you do?
guy 1: i told that b-tch dros before hoes and dumped her -ss.
guy 2: yeaaaaaaaa booiizz
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