drosophiliac


a teenage sl-t, so named after the drosophila melanogaster, an extensively studied species of fruit fly the females of which commence s-xual activity with countless males only 8-12 hours after hatching. a polite alternative to nymphomaniac.
nurse: doctor, sally is here again for another month’s worth of pill prescription.
doctor: oh, that little nymp…, er, drosophiliac! show her in.

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