drowning your dolphin
while taking a nice warm bath, you decide to stroke your man sausage quietly under the water’s surface.
guy 1: dude how long we’re you in there?! are you drowning your dolphin again?…
guy 2: sorry man, i couldn’t help it after seeing that hot cover of ben affleck in people magazine.
guy 1: dude you jerk off to ben affleck? that’s pretty gay man.
guy 2: what?! uh…. no man i was just fooling around, i was thinking about girls and stuff..
guy1: i think we should get new roommates.
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