drunctional
the state of one who is inebriated, but can still partic-p-te in intelligent conversation and perform simple tasks, like cooking macaroni and cheese or covering a city council meeting for the local newspaper.
editor: “don’t drink too much at happy hour. you have to be at that zoning meeting by 7 p.m.”
reporter: “whatever. the meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, i’ll still be drunctional enough to get what i need and submit my story by deadline.”
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