Drunk Bitch Syndrome
a messy and common condition often experienced by intoxicated women. it is more typically known for it’s abbreviated name, “dbs”.
symptoms include:
– persistent vomiting
– highly increased vocal volume (keep your distance, it’s painful to the ears)
– relentless in attempting to prove their “points”, which make absolutely no sense.
– spending large amounts of money on alcohol for others
– vigorous swaying, often into the wake of oncoming traffic.
– uncontrollable diarrhea (don’t let this person borrow your pants)
– no matter how supportive their bra, their nipples will be out for the majority of the evening.
“that girl is really suffering from dbs (drunk b-tch syndrome) tonight…her t-ts are all over the place.”
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