drunk bumps
1. (n) the tiny orange-and-red speed b-mps that line the edges of highways, intended to awaken drowsy drunks before they drive off the road by making for a violent and uncomfortable ride should one drive over them.
feeling his car vibrate like g-d’s d-ld-, bubba snapped awake to find himself in the cautioning thoroughs of the drunk b-mps.
a bruise or gash that you wake up with after a night of partying or heavy drinking, with no remembrance of what happened or how you got it. occuring with the stupidity and clumsiness of intoxication.
mike – “woah dude! that bruise is huge, what the h-ll happened?”
john – “drunk b-mp”
mike- “that explains it.. you were really sh-tfaced last night”
the b-mps and bruises you end up with the morning after a hard night of partying and generally don’t remember how they happened. “i got some horrific drunk b-mps last night!” “dam, what happened to your legs..?” “ahhh, those are just drunk b-mps”
drunk, drink, bruise, bruises, b-mps, hammered, intoxicated, falling, smashed, lit, forgot drunk b-mps
the b-mps and bruises you end up with the morning after a hard night of partying and generally don’t remember how they happened. “i got some horrific drunk b-mps last night!” “dam, what happened to your legs..?” “ahhh, those are just drunk b-mps”
drunk, drink, bruise, bruises, b-mps, hammered, intoxicated, falling, smashed, lit, forgot drunk b-mps
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