Drunk button


a synonym for the “cruise control” b-tton in a car. the b-tton that single-handedly makes it infinitely easier to get home after a night of excessive drinking by allowing the impaired driver to only focus on steering instead of accurate steering and accurate speed.
charlie sheen: “dude, i don’t think i can drive home tonite, i’m just gonna p-ss out in the bathroom.”

me: “charlie, just use the drunk b-tton and you’ll be pure win.”

charlie sheen: “great idea! high five?!!”

(i blxmorph charlie sheen)

me: “high fives are for f-gs!!”

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