drunk call girl/drunk dial girl
someone you feel the urge to phone, not necessarily for a booty call, when inebriated, usually an ex or anyone else whom you will regret slurring a profession of love to when sobered up again.
my drunk call girl is the b-tch who broke my heart.
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