drunk catcher
an obstacle found in one’s path that, while drunk, provides an incredible challenge to avoid. this includes cracks in the sidewalk, low-hanging tree branches, abnormal curbs, and members of the opposite s-x who are of questionable attractiveness. generally, these are ranked by cl-ss, or degree of difficulty: cl-ss 1 being the lowest and cl-ss 5 being the highest.
the captain totally tweaked his ancle last night on a cl-ss 5 drunk catcher.
a drunk catcher is an area where drunk drivers commonly crash. usually at the end of long straightaways. commonly marked by tire skid marks and damage to the guardrails.
a drunk catcher can often refer to the guardrails themselves.
very common in rural areas.
common drunk catcher areas include:
sharp curves
dead ends
stop signs
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