drunk catsup


a shot:

3 parts sh-tty vodka, 1 part store brand hot sauce

to be taken with an old friend, you must have at least 7 of these each, otherwise it’s called, “two bl–dy v-g-n–saucers”
me and my old friend from high school blacked out during a drunk catsup session last night; i don’t remember a thing, we’ll have to catch up again some other time.

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