drunk couch
n. –
1) the couch you add to a dorm room, or other room with a lofted bed or bunk beds, so that when you come home drunk, you don’t injure yourself climbing into bed.
2) any extra couch or bed in a dorm room/apartment that doesn’t have a designated owner, and is instead used by whichever drunk friend claims it first.
“i knew i wasn’t going to be able to make it into my bed last night. good thing i invested in this drunk couch.”
“i woke up this morning with kevin p-ssed out on my drunk couch again.”
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