Drunk Dial N’ Wail
the act of calling sober friends or former significant others at un-g-dly hours after consuming alcoholic beverages to whine and complain about your lack of friends or significant other, thereby further alienating yourself from said p-ssed off recipient of phone call.
also a common misheard lyric of the brian setzer orchestra.
“jimmy got hammered again this weekend and pulled another drunk dial n’ wail on me. why can’t i just unfriend him like on facebook?”
“drunk dial n’…then ya wail ya gotta drunk dial’ n…then ya wail ya gotta drunk dial n’…then she went away!…..i love that song!”
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