drunk dial-up


the act of being intoxicated and contacting someone via computer; the computer equivalent of drunk dial
at 2:00 a.m. over the internet

mike: sup chump chump motjert fivkrgtf

sean: you’re drunk right now, aren’t you?

mike: dude im a beasty im chompin on boogers

sean: yep, you’re drunk.
way to drunk dial-up me, you c-ck.

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