drunk-facebooking by proxy


the act of drunkenly communicating with someone indirectly on facebook, either by posting to a mutual friend’s page or updating your status. typically occurs after fights or break-ups.
tom: what’s up with kristen’s facebook status? it says “can’t believe how things work out sometimes… guess some people can never make up their minds.”

jane: she’s drunk-facebooking by proxy. she just wants to show will she thinks their break-up is his fault.

tom: is that what she was doing yesterday when her status said something about drinking away her troubles?

jane: exactly. you have sure mastered the meaning of drunk-facebooking by proxy

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