drunk fact
a statement one says when they are incredibly drunk that they believe to be true, but no one believes them
doug: “80% of alcohol poisoning transports to the hospital are girls.”
john: “doug, wtf, that’s so not true. it’s another one of your drunk facts.”
doug: “dude, it is. look it up.”
john: “whatever man, you’re so drunk! haha”
doug: “no, dude- you don’t believe me? i swear, bro, you can look it up!”
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