Drunk in charge of social software
to be drunk in charge of social software; to think that it is a good idea to text,email,im,blog your mates late at night after a surprise drinking session when it probably isn’t.
still i need a b-tton on my mobile phone which says:
‘caution: drunk in charge of social software. do you really want to send that text?.. it’s 01:30 am and you have just left a pub after a five hour surprise drink up on an empty tummy, are very over-excited and your friend may think you’re a bit weird (again)..’
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