Drunk Monocle Effect
when your stupid hammered and you think you are being witty or smart or sophisticated, but your really just a drunk fool making an -ss out of yourself.
you get pulled over….
reality: don’t touch me pig, brutality, brutality.
drunk monocle effect: good morrow officer, i know the law very well and in rcw 10.72.30 states that you may not perform a legal search of said premises without written or oral consent. if i am not be arrested or put into custody than i will take to my motor carriage and be on my way.
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