Drunk Reset


a vomit that restores you to an earlier save point of soberness
“i don’t feel too bad now but i don’t remember anything between here and the club.”

“yeah, you hit the drunk reset on the way back.”

“oh, that’s good.”

“not really dude, you were french kissing your girlfriend’s brother when it happened.”

“yish, not again.”

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