drunk shaming

an entertaining activity whose purpose is to humiliate the victim for being the out-of-control drunkard that he/she is. the victim must be a person who has p-ssed out drunk with his/her shoes still on. this person is fair game for many types of “shaming”, such as being written on with sharpies, being duct-taped, and having a bunch of sh-t piled on top of him/her. this has become a common practice in colleges throughout america.
joe woke up just in time for his big job interview with a raging headache and the taste of alcohol lingering in his mouth. as he came to he realized he had been a victim of some serious drunk shaming. he found himself under a pile of all of his clothes, his tv, his computer, his bike, about 100 beer bottles, and his two cats. he managed to get the sharpie drawings off his face, but he missed the big drawing of a c-ck and b-lls on the back of his neck. unfortunately, his boss didn’t.
drunk shaming is a complex ritual wherein a person who p-sses out with his or her shoes on, while drinking heavily with others, is bodily modified. this modification can take the form of having ones eyebrows or head shaved, face and/or body written on, or any number of everyday objects piled atop one’s p-ssed out body. drunk shaming often focuses on s-xual innuendo, so pictures of c-cks on faces and other parts of the body are common in male and female victims of drunk shaming.

while some have suggested that drunk shaming is a cultural ritual aimed at ridiculing those who drink too much, it is in fact a bacch-n-lian celebration of rampant inebriation.
dude, i’m not sure exactly what happened, but i woke up the next morning half naked with ‘b-lls’ written on my forehead and duct tape covering my hair. it freaking hurt to pull off! it was like the worst case of drunk shaming ever.