drunk ten minutes
a time range varying anywhere from 30 seconds to 45 minutes. named for the inability of drunk people to accurately keep track of time.
jerry: hey dude, we’re leaving. do you need a ride?
tony: yea man, just gimme a drunk ten minutes. i need to finish this drink.
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