drunk text


a modern derivative of its cousin, the drunk dial, this involves sending text messages via cell phone to friends, girlfriends, sl-ts, just friends, etc., usually while in a drunken stupor.

typically it is used on a desired member of the opposite s-x, that is normally not desired during sober hours. this lame attempt to arrange a booty call results from the cowardice of the drunk texter, who fears actually making the drunk dial.
that grease monkey sends her drunk text every weekend at 2am.
a drunk text is commonly mistaken by adults as a text sent while drunk, while it truly means to send a thoughtful, loving text to a dear friend.

it became known as a “drunk text” due to the sincerity one may have while under the influence of alcohol.
sam sends drunk texts to his friends quite often even though he is always sober.
sending a message to the girl that you absolutely hate when plastered out of your mind.
my friend ment to send a text message to sarah, but instead he send a drunk text sent to that physco lacy.

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