Drunk Text Rule
if at any point when you are intoxicated and feel the overwhelming urge to text anyone else, text a bro and he (and in very few cases she) will play along with any absurd trains of thought you might have while at the same time preventing you from doing anything too stupid… like drunk texting.
jack: you partying tonight?
brandon: no, i have cl-ss in the morning.
jack: may i invoke the drunk text rule?
brandon: i’ll allow it.
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