drunk texting
a modern derivative of its cousin, drunk dial-ing, this involves sending text messages via cell phone to friends, girlfriends, sl-ts, just friends, etc., while in a drunken stupor.
typically it is used on a desired member of the opposite s-x, that is normally not desired during sober hours. this lame attempt to arrange a booty call results from the cowardice of the drunk texter, who fears actually making the drunk dial.
that grease monkey keeps drunk texting her every weekend at 2am.
when someone texts you, but they begin to misspell simple words such as ‘the’ and ‘that’.
there are many ways to know that someone is drunk texting you, such as the culprit posting ‘going out for a drink or two’ as his or her facebook status a little earlier. or by your friend bringing up old stories from their past childhood, or even when they begin to put ‘lol’ or ‘hahah’ a lot more.
– text alert goes off –
andrea: oh cool, a new message from janelle. (reads to herself) ” hey remember thaert time where you knocefrfked your little sisdter out with a recorsd?”
– andrea thinks to herself : who gave her the george d-ckle again, she has got to be drunk texting. –
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