Drunk Wank
a masturbation session occuring after a heavy drinking session. usually involving alot of noise, sweat and watching the same part of a p-rno over and over again.
man i cant wait to get home and have me a drunk w-nk.
a-man im so p-ssed i didnt pull tonite
b-ah just have a drunk w-nk mate
usually involves coming home alone after a heavy night drinking and masturbating over a good looking guy you added to the w-nk bank while out drinking and then mid-w-nk losing feeling in your legs and trundling over the coffee table, face first into french window, c-ck in hand with chinese take away everywhere!
“dude, i cant remember anything from last night except for a having drunk w-nk”
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