drunkard’s bulimia


the act of inducing vomiting as means of achieving sobriety. most commonly performed after a night of heavy drinking. methods include shoving one’s finger down his or her throat in a manner similar to famed reality television stars. although it is theoretically sensible, its effectiveness is uncertain.
-scene is set at a crowded party. dude 1 walks into the bathroom and finds dude 2 sitting in front of the toilet-

dude 1: why the h-ll are you shoving your finger down your throat?

dude 2: it’s called drunkard’s bulimia. i heard that it helps you sober up after a night of heavy drinking.

dude 1: you’re a moron.

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