drunken coma
the maximum state of inebriation that a person can survive. this state is between blotto and death by alcohol poisoning.
dude 1: “pete partied really hard last night, man.”
dude 2: “i know, they found him in a drunken coma on the diving board.”
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- A Garret
an adjective that describes a person that is lazy, who is very polite, and usually doesn’t get out very much.they excessively use “thats what she said jokes” and is very awkward in public. lenny: man, i don’t want to go out today. frank: dude! your acting like a garret! lenny: thats not cool man!
- ixnae
stop talking, shutty. dont talk! “hey ahhh ixne on talking to the kids.” “hey talk to kyle, sean, and conor but ixnae on the other kids”
- duckary
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an outing in which two dudes engage in a non-s-xual and not gay activity for an important cause hey tom, lets go on another dude date