Drunken Jord Wumbling Syndrome
also known as djws a state of drunkenness where the first consonant of each word is swapped with the one of the word succeeding it. in cases where one word does not have a consonant to start on the consonant of the word with a consonant is placed at the front of it and left as is. tends to happen at the end of a sentence perhaps due to the fact the subject becomes overconfident as they haven’t jord wumbled the sentence that they are condemned to f-ck it up. often occuring in young intellectuals at party’s where alcohol is so bountiful no person can reject getting muntered even if only slightly.
person 1: dude have i ever told you how luch move i have for you?
person 2: holy christ your breath’s dehydrating my skin you’re so f-cked
person 1: my life is oo tawesome. i really shouldn’t b-tch mo such.
person 2: dude wtf did you just say? i think you have drunken jord wumbling syndrome. here sit down and blow chunks
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