Drunken Monkey
when a man is standing up holding a girl upside down doing a 69 and when he -j-c-l-t-s he releases her droping her onto her head.
i gave my b-tch a drunken monkey last nite, knock her out cold
– a monkey
– who consumes exssesive amounts of alcohol
– usualy very amusing to watch
” i’m a drunkenmonkey and even i have the brain power to put a definition in here ” :p
an inebriated simian pr-ne to outburst of half-nakedness and coconut-throwing. inhabitant of monkey island. also pr-ne to outbursts of lucidity.
the drunken monkey can be most often found throwing bananas at people.
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