drunken virginity


at which point, a person spends the greater part of the evening in the bathroom as a result of alcohol intoxication. sometimes found with their head inside the toilet bowl, after their first night of binge drinking. a large percent of people experience this during college.
“i found nick this morning, p-ssed out in the bath tub. it looks like he lost his drunken virginity last night.”

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