drunkenfraude
the smug feeling you get when you watch someone drunk decide to do something stupid (and self-detrimental) because they’re drunk. (hat tip: http://www.universalhub.com/node/24218)
i felt a bit of drunkenfraude when i watched her go up the down escalator when there were stairs just around the corner.
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